This is every wsb. Line goes up slightly, modest gains, then big spike, discovers 0dte options, day trades, makes bank, then the inevitable loss, chasing a loss with a double down, more loss, a slight bounce just to give em fuckin hope, then gamble the rent. And on and on and on. Meanwhile they could’ve taken that first big win, stuck it in an index etf and some fixed income/high dividend preferreds and sat back with a nice nest egg.

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Oh definitely, the pilot union sent out a pretty depressing email this morning about trying to get the 2k pilots who just got fired home from work. They're still allowed to fly on other airlines for now and we gotta take care of em as best we can.

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I’m tired of RDDT selling my superior intellectual ramblings to train AI models. From now on I’m only saying false shit to ruin their plans. Stocks can go down. Hah, fucked em good.

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Don´t make them go rogue. Give em a nice pension and a hut somewhere at a lake deep in the woods.

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Kick em to assert dominance

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You just grab em by the cannons

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Go to an Alaskan bar, coat check your firearm, and have at em.

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I think the market gods wanted me so badly to either sell my poet shares or fuck their future somehow. This morning that shit yanked down until i bought back one of my calls then whipped back up quick before i could do the others. Then it did the most annoying mini squeeze ever and i was very tempted to just walk away with some nice gains at that point. That didnt work so they pumped the fuck out of beyond since i litterally sold that yesterday and even stole my joke i posted about the army using their stuff in MRES as an actual catalyst. Spy actually had some decent movement too. Its like they really wanted my ass to sell these damn shares and tried everything possible. They even let me collect on some calls expecting id roll but i let em go worthless. Market is a beast bro im tellin u.

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I don’t like MSFT and META products. Don’t use em. Goog and Amzn, I bought and sold on profit. I drive tesla and their cars are perfect. Build quality not as good but everything else perfectly.

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It's okay pokeman, you can't catch 'em all.

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