Yeah guys, take note of the years you see red lines. I should label the red lines? Get the fuck outta here, pleb!

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Protip: Never write a sucide note on a $100 Bill

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On a positive note that 800 flowers stock memes today

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In more socialistic countries in Europe they don't look down on people without a degree like Americans do. It's fucking bizarre. Note I support free public education but there has to be a filter for people who actually have the aptitude for education to become scientists, lawyers, policy experts etc. We can't have the for profit govt backed free for all like the US, which makes no determination based on market demands or societal needs. It's a collasal waste.

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CEO who was so pro AI this and AI that last year sent a note last night at 2 am that if he receives another AI-generated email or report again, there will be major consequences and he capitalized CONSEQUENCES. Holy shit.

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On that note, don't wait too long for a colonoscopy. Early is better.

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Side note - Why did they remove the emojis here? There used to be so many good ones.

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Why don't you start with a paper account or much smaller allocations? The learning phase does not need to be particularly expensive. Note that following WSB posts is a particularly retarded way to learn investing.

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Goodnight maniacs. Rest peacefully and remember to send your parents a Christmas card with a note. Even if you still live with them….which judging by your financial acumen, you might

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On a serious note, the ORCL old man CEO is a creep and a slyster. Senior Gross Bamboozler isn’t worthy to continue being so rich. Avoid that company and stock like it’s contagious!

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