On a serious note, what have our markets become?

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just according to gaykaku\* \***Translatards note**: gaykaku means plan.

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On a serious note, we are man; but when it happens it will be swift and brutal. Don't think it happens before hitting 700 on SPY imo.

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You’re killing me. Do you have $30,000 for a Bloomberg subscription? The full note is proprietary (Bloomberg Terminal-exclusive for clients), so there’s no free public PDF or direct download.

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Mods take note. Too many libs here today.

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They don’t pay attention to actual technology but they know the tech companies they don’t understand have left them behind. Buffett just made it really simple: buy GOOGL like he did. You don’t have to understand anything and boom, now you’re living in modern times. I just so happen to already have $20k in GOOGL calls Friday so that really worked out for me. I have 315 and 325 but please note I don’t expect it to jump that high necessarily. I typically close if the stock moved halfway to strike and I usually close two weeks before expiration. If I still have a growth thesis I’ll then wait for a red day and then open OTM calls 4-8 weeks out and repeat the process. These Dec 31/Jan 16 calls I’m holding should work out pretty well.

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FRIDAY HAD A VERY ALARMING NOTE. ALMOST THE WHOLE MARKET OPENED RED. MANY DEFENSIVE/NON-CYCLICAL OPENED GREEN. EARLY WARNING SIGN? HMMM STILL COOKING. FYI, DARKPOOLS ARE NOT FOR YOU PREMARKET AND POST-MARKET TOO. YOU ARE MEANT FOR THE PUBLIC RTH EVEN IF YOU DON’T ALWAYS TRADE IN RTH. SO = YOU DO NOT CONTROL HOW THE MARKET OPENS. THEN WHO CONTROLLED THE OPEN ON FRIDAY? USE UR BUTT, I MEAN MIND… [The more downvotes the more I’m right. Doing the opposite of WSB (of non controversial comments) is officially a strategy].

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Im starting to think the chives guy is literally retarded. Like how have you not figured this out by now? Side note, anyone remember TheChive? Good times

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Are you aware of the subreddit you’re on lmfaooo On an unrelated note, which 0 DTE options should I buy for monday?

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On a more serious note, where do you people get all these money from in the first place?

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