On a positive note calls should be cheap

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No, it's much worse. OF sucked away all the good looking talent from strip clubs, pr0n, and escorts. Why deal with often-gross dudes being all over you when you can just sit at home with a webcam, not let anyone touch you, and not have to split what you make? **I would also note that not mentioned in the article is that strippers, across the board, are a shadow of what they were in the 90s and early 00s. Vegas used to be UNBELIEVABLE. Now? Any halfway decent girl is monopolized every second of the night. I was at Casa Diablo in Portland with some friends a few months ago, we had between us four or five k to burn, and we went home with most of it.

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if they remove Elon Musk TSLA drops 50% within a month easily. The company valuation is tied to him being the CEO. Note: I have no position in TSLA

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bro shorting pltr for 5 million is not a long term play its just a quick overvalation at earnings play to think pltr isnt gonna get adopted by more western countries is insane fyi it was funded by CIA and DARPA and the 2 countries with most survillence uses them american and the united kingdom (side note 3 letter agency often use other countries agency to spy on its own citizens)

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On a positive note lots of peoples LuLu pants will be fitting better.

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Masterful satire. But good note about the Mormons, I’ll have to remember that if it drops 0.5%

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The cost effectiveness may also be interesting to note.

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Sub-200 let’s go, on an unrelated note—who has deals on rope this time of year?

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Yea, like 2nd cousins. Basically doesn't count if she's hot. Note: she's no Pelosi

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