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War's been over in two weeks for four months
I got four 100 strike for Jan 2027 just under $14
Really, why not buy IBIT and far OTM calls on it if you believe in BTC and the four year cycle?
I still haven't sold a single share since the start of it. Originally it was just "le diamond hands" "ape stronk" meme. But now? Look at how fucking \*stable\* this stock has been in the last couple years. Oh sure, it ain't mooning. But it also sure as hell has been weirdly \*reliable\*. Fuck the squeeze-whatever stuff - consider that everyone was saying "it's over", but- (remembering that there was a 1-to-4 stock split a couple years back, meaning you have to multiply the current stock value by 4 to compare against the numbers from the original takeoff) \-the stock that started at $3 before everything got stupid in 2021 has maintained a comparable-value thereafter of around $80-$100 steadily for around three \*years\* now - in a market where the sheer volatility of the last few years has left almost every "buy buy buy" stock getting beat with a whiffle bat in such random ways that it's damn near impossible to actually plan ahead. Hell, when the "liberation day" dumpage happened last year and the whole market dropped thousands, \*this stock didn't\*. Hilariously, if every stock owner had some of it, the whole market would have been \*up\* something like 10%. Literal dumbest timeline. And that's before you consider all the "8 billion dollars in the bank what-the-fuck-that's-not-how-you-play-the-game" isekai-stupid-level shenanigans going on on the back end. Company could theoretically sell \*nothing\* and eat full cost-of-business for the next four decades and still be sitting on billions thereafter. Absolutely full regard, all the way. At this point I've gotten my money's worth on sheer entertainment; in the meantime though, I'm still green and I'll ride it out. Will we squeeze? Probably not; I'd imagine bozo-in-chief will figure out how to burn the country down before then. But in the meantime, here we are with them making a serious offer on \*eBay\*. Whatever the fuck this timeline is smoking, I think it needs to smoke more of it. Can't stop, won't stop.
$28 x 4 = $112 the stock is actually at $112 pre split levels. a four dollar stock is at $112 and they haven't even acquired ebay yet
four roses small batch tn, i think my fav of the regular bourbons that are in every store
I had to read this four times. Roll not role smh
> To be quite fair, in only four short years we went from will smith eating spaghetti AI generated videos looking like completely stupid/absurd, to now looking hyper-fucking-realistic. what economic value did that produce though?
It would have been the 5th largest airline, nowhere near the other four. Not even CLOSE to a monopoly, just allowing slight competition in a market where scale is everything. Nah, that was caving to lobbying from the big 3 as usual.
Four consecutive red candles means today doesn't count and everyone who bought calls gets a redo
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