Is he quitting FOUR again? Lmao

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Four horseman of the bubble: TSLA, PLTR, NVDA and Bitcoin

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Tesla door handles face NHTSA scrutiny Tesla door handles can fail from the inside, but the NHTSA probe will examine the mechanism from the outside as well. The NHTSA said it is investigating the Tesla door handles after receiving reports of parents being unable to open the doors of their vehicles with children trapped inside. “The most commonly reported scenarios involved parents exiting the vehicle after a drive cycle in order to remove a child from the back seat or placing a child in the back seat before starting a drive cycle. In those events, the parents were unable to reopen a door to regain access to the vehicle,” the NHTSA said. The NHTSA has received over 140 consumer complaints about doors on various Tesla models getting stuck, not opening, or malfunctioning since 2018. At least four parents in the NHTSA investigation were forced to break the vehicle’s back window to access it. The NHTSA says its initial review suggests that the issue appears to arise when the electronic door locks don’t receive enough voltage from the vehicle. The agency reports that repair invoices indicate the affected vehicles had their low-voltage batteries replaced after the incidents. Still, none of the owners reported seeing a low-voltage battery warning before the door handles failed. In September, Bloomberg reported on how dangerous Tesla’s fully concealed door handles could be if the vehicle lost power after a crash. “Tesla engineers went wildly in the direction of automation and overlooked what happens to the human body after a crash,” Charles Mauro, founder of Mauro Usability Science, a New York consulting firm that specializes in human factors engineering, told Bloomberg. “Musk’s idea is a computer on wheels, but the design of the door locks was overlooked.”

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Nah * **Duration:** The crash occurred over four business days, from October 24 to October 29, 1929. * **Market impact:** The [Dow Jones Industrial Average](https://www.google.com/search?q=Dow+Jones+Industrial+Average&rlz=1C1CHBD_enCA1150CA1150&oq=%25+of+crash+in+1929&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCAgGEAAYFhgeMgYIABBFGDkyCAgBEAAYFhgeMggIAhAAGBYYHjIICAMQABgWGB4yCAgEEAAYFhgeMggIBRAAGBYYHjIICAYQABgWGB4yCAgHEAAYFhgeMggICBAAGBYYHjIICAkQABgWGB7SAQkxOTg1NmowajGoAgCwAgA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&mstk=AUtExfC0_GOAr_6iDOT9yr8FZNtNXGyyZKN7GUJu_SEaUFX4fztzRK5pghMMDCB073vd_BsNckQiLGwGU7kVhb8xquuw1p7MdzDkYCZUyusx5BnzHAlZY4fQsYnQ0Z23SGTTXwv8AyBbUUzTug3waXvZVjkVUrisLQtvHPEhyNi52BgQBiM&csui=3&ved=2ahUKEwjogtClkdmQAxWfG9AFHaR9CUkQgK4QegQIAxAC) dropped approximately 25% in those four days and lost nearly half its value by mid-November.

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literally every datacenter you can name some you probably can't some that aren't even datacenters yet immensely profitable four months

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For the past four years, during divisional meetings, our chair has allowed this dude with an absolutely *brutal* stutter to cover about 10 minutes of the content. His control over the stutter has improved dramatically since I began working here. Chair seems like a good dude.

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No, it's much worse. OF sucked away all the good looking talent from strip clubs, pr0n, and escorts. Why deal with often-gross dudes being all over you when you can just sit at home with a webcam, not let anyone touch you, and not have to split what you make? **I would also note that not mentioned in the article is that strippers, across the board, are a shadow of what they were in the 90s and early 00s. Vegas used to be UNBELIEVABLE. Now? Any halfway decent girl is monopolized every second of the night. I was at Casa Diablo in Portland with some friends a few months ago, we had between us four or five k to burn, and we went home with most of it.

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Ah, the four most dangerous words in trading

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Craziest thing in my trading career was front month oil going negative in Spring of 2020. Craziest thing this year, IMO, was TSLA’s super shitty Q2 ER that resulted in a 50% rally over the following three to four weeks. Both crazy. And both regarded.

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Four horsemen of death for the market, Michael Burry, Palatards, Zuckerberg and Altman

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