Bro, same—dad of a 3yo here, turned $500 to $50k pre-baby then revenge-traded back to $3k on SPX calls while changing diapers. Sold winners early, held losers. Infants > theta decay every time. Pause and swing trade lol.
I was considering it at $50 with new chips looking competitive. But I was a gay bear and I'm only up 5.7% on my portfolio since end of Feb (pre war) instead of this 100% intel move lol. Still a gay bear though, will not be buying at a $100.
I dunno man, pre-school levels of intelligence, pissing and shitting yourself, and prone to emotional outbursts and tantrums. Seems like infants would fit right in here.
I picked up 1500 shares, hoping for a pre-earnigns run. But now, over the weekend, i don't feel so sure anymore. Have a feeling there will be no run, only the dip after.