Bro, same—dad of a 3yo here, turned $500 to $50k pre-baby then revenge-traded back to $3k on SPX calls while changing diapers. Sold winners early, held losers. Infants > theta decay every time. Pause and swing trade lol.

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I honestly thought Donnie was saying the pool was going to be "American f@g blue"

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I was considering it at $50 with new chips looking competitive. But I was a gay bear and I'm only up 5.7% on my portfolio since end of Feb (pre war) instead of this 100% intel move lol. Still a gay bear though, will not be buying at a $100.

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Haha I was waiting for pre market Monday to buy, even have a new account on ikbr so I could

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Alex G is so fucking gas

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Tesla Semi did not start volume production until very recently. These are pre-production vehicles being used by a small number of customers.

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#men are leaving a lot of money in the table by not sucking clock If u can give handjobs or know extensive knowledge of the “ prostate “ male g spot you can make money and later invest it in Nvidia Then retire rich It’s the secret wallstreet does not want u to know

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Coulda almost franchised pre birth

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I dunno man, pre-school levels of intelligence, pissing and shitting yourself, and prone to emotional outbursts and tantrums. Seems like infants would fit right in here.

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Went shopping last week. Bought RDDT pre earnings. META dip. DIS for their earnings. And DNA for a fun gamble.

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