I love yall pls make lots of money

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If a snake bit you guys, I would suck out the venom Also, if a jellyfish stung you guys, I would let you all pee on me

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nov 06..... ugh wish i bought friday

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It's really hard to say, but if it comes down to it, I definitely think it will do ones of those things.

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I predicted you would say that, which is why I inversed you and said bull trap.

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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Sadly I am not and I did indeed lose a 100% gain on my short positions over a single weekend.

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"I have a 9 digit net worth... but the first 7 digits are 0"

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Earlier this year, I was a bear. I shorted based on DJT shenanigans, market developments - and I was right at the time. One trade I doubled my portfolio in 1 day on a friday thinking "surely this will drag on for a couple days" It did not. My winnings vaporised the next Monday.  I am since a bull. I got fucked by macro events a couple times, but this market isn't stopping just yet and being a bear means you get fukt

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I bought vktx shortly before it fell off a cliff. I was lucky I made it back to the entry point. Never again.

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