Bro, same—dad of a 3yo here, turned $500 to $50k pre-baby then revenge-traded back to $3k on SPX calls while changing diapers. Sold winners early, held losers. Infants > theta decay every time. Pause and swing trade lol.

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I mean it’s such a highly efficient market you aren’t getting alpha. Returns always come with risk and typically “good strategies” you see on this page come from unforeseen risk factors. Usually tail risk. If you want to have fun and gamble that’s one thing but seriously don’t expect to be able to see real consistent long term returns without 1000s of hours of expertise in a specific field. Again you are competing against the best of the best - you really think there would be easy money still on the table without huge incremental risk? If you want to learn or even just become more informed on the industry I’d listen to the Flirting with Models or Odds on Open podcasts. Pretty technical but excellent for learning.

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SNDK crushing +300% YTD on NAND rebound? Back-to-back beast mode. Meanwhile I rotated into MU at $90 last year—up solid but no cigar. Apes feasting on semis, I'm just holding my tendies.

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Laughing, getting bailed out by insiders, being retarded/genius, gains/losses, and being an INTC bagholder aren't mutually exclusive. >https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1eqs237/this_ones_for_you_grandma_guy_you_get_back_up_to/lhui3b4/ For all we know INTC-guy might have sold his shares. Also for reference I still have my INTC shares. Been selling upside covered calls on them since 2020. I finally got caught with this upside run selling $85 calls but I'm ok with missing out on the $15 extra.

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This is why I won’t have kids.

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This is peak retard and I love it. Hope it hits but most likely not

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Buying calls on Tlt with dividends every month has got to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. I already know you aren’t gonna exercise before dividend and just gonna lose money

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I'm amazed it's even possible - I had to turn the video player and my system audio almost all the way up to hear it (normally have them both at 15-20%). If I'd accidentally played another video it probably would've cooked my brain. Would've thought there would be weird clipping issues or something, but I guess maybe that's the power of the floating point?

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Well, ah, I learned what 0DTEs are today.  Now I understand the long pause--he wanted to say RETARDED, but opted for gambling.

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I have calls too, but for Jan. 2028, and just as a hedge bro.

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