Made $2.5k in NVDA calls on Monday and lost $1.9k in AMD calls expiring today so with $600 - $180 for Uncle Sam I'm sittin pretty at - you guessed it - $420 net profit suck my dick you freaks im a god

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Oh so Sam Altman really did kill that guy huh

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We need a poll.  Is Sam Altman a serial killer or did he only kill one person

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[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-09-12/openai-nvidia-ceos-set-to-announce-uk-data-center-investments](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-09-12/openai-nvidia-ceos-set-to-announce-uk-data-center-investments) * The leaders of OpenAI and Nvidia Corp. plan to pledge support for billions of dollars in UK data center investments when they visit the country next week * OpenAI is teaming up with London-based data center business Nscale Global Holdings Ltd. on the project, and is poised to spend billions of dollars as part of the plan * American companies are expected to announce tens of billions of dollars in UK investments during President Donald Trump's visit next week * OpenAI’s Sam Altman and Nvidia’s Jensen Huang are part of a delegation of US executives expected to visit the country

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Based on all the empty promises sam altman is making this will be the most heavily diluted stock in history. 300 billion dollar oracle deal, 500 billion stargate, wearables that will go no where, custom chips not including existing costs and all that on 12ish billion dollars a year. They will use the hype their name has to pump and dump like no tmrw but only after private investors inflate the share price to high hell.

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Michael Sam

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BREAKING: Bloomberb is reporting Sam Altman had his fingers crossed 🤞 behind his back when agreeing to deal with ORCL!

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Its that AI company right? the one with Sam Altman? the Chat thing?

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Some facts about Keith Rabois, the co-founder of Opendoor that just came back to the board yesterday: - OG PayPal mafioso. Worked on the Stanford Review with David Sachs (current US crypto & AI Czar) and Peter Thiel (shadow mastermind of the US) - Also affiliated via Harvard Law with Alex Karp (CEO of Palantir) and Keith Howery (co-founder of Founders Fund and current US Ambassador to Denmark) - His husband (wedding officiated by OpenAI's Sam Altman) is the current Undersecretary of State for Economic Growth, and the two of them were some of 🥭's top donors for his re-election campaign OPEN's gonna pop not because it deserves it, but because the powers that be will it. Do NOT sit on puts.

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Caroline? Sam bankman frieid?

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