Holy shit guess I made the right play with a little $3 lotto ticket

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I really sold Google at the bottom. 🤡🤡

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The…what? You know what? Forget I asked

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i can’t understand anything anymore, last minute ceasefire? nop ofc that was being talked before so yhey already knew it. Iran is being barraged rn, where is the ceasefire? this is nor gonma end well, i hope to be mistaken

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Wait i expected my puts to be cooked- but it kinda held pretty strong- something is up ahead

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i WaS jUsT dOiNg tHe RiChArD NiXoN mAdMaN sTrAtEgY

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Gonna go masturbate in public and see if I can get caught so I can avoid wallstreetbets for next several years in prison

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Did anything really change? Ships still need a permission from iran to pass. I dont get it

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Palantir please I need this My mom is kinda homeless

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Just as I thought there was hope for MSFT, seems like the market still thinks it is over valued at $380.

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