Felt like 2021 the last 6 months for me. MARA, SMCI, NVDA, CGC, COIN, to name a few. May the trading gods continue to bless us regards!

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There is no such thing as options trading and we have just been giving our money to some dude named Prajeet in India all along. Every morning he flips a coin to determine if he gives us part of our money back or nothing.

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A 7 sided coin?

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Bruh, it's a grand? Reinsert your coin and play again.

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All of time is happening simultaneously, so the flip must be at noon. But it is always noon everywhere. So just flip the coin. 🪙 until it’s not noon anymore.

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There is no magic metric with 0dte. A handful of grifters will try and tell you they have this shit figured out, but they do not. 0dte contracts are used by huge firms to hedge daily moves. Their positioning is impossible to anticipate. If you are gonna trade these contracts just accept your a degenerate gambler and flip a coin whenever a decision needs to be made. You will likely have the same if not better results than any asshole trying to trade 0dte on any market metric.

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0dte spy options. Flip a coin

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Always flip a second coin to confirm you read the first flip correctly

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I don’t trust charts. I usually ask my astrologist, do a tarot cards thing, and a coin flip before major move and make sure I get at least 2 positive signals

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Y add lot word, wen little word do trick? Flip a coin and inverse yourself

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