bulls slowly backing into their pens Edit: Guh

Yesterday: 🥭 to 'decide' on Iran in 10 days. Today: scotus just knocked down the entire Tariff plan, entire admin prepping for a marketing blitz and plan B? Tomorrow: I think we're going to war?...(temper tantrum incoming 100%)? Who's going to hold over the weekend? 😰 Edit: I love it, DOW now at **+- 10**, no fake pump-n-dumps, fake moves, anything? Is everyone literally holding til 12:45p?

It’s amazing people think tariffs will help rebalance the deficit. No wonder politicians can pull the wool over our eyes so easily. People literally don’t understand basic economics. The trade deficit has gotten worst under tariffs, not better. Edit: some dude is arguing it balances the fiscal deficit. Well maybe in short term, but any gain is easily offset by negative side effects (ie loss in trade) and this so called windfall is literally a perverse tax on the American taxpayer. But sure, let’s bemoan the death of tariffs lol

Mango vowed to find some other avenue if the Supreme Court didn't fold. Edit: While this ruling strikes down the tariffs that suck for consumers, it doesn't apply to the materials tariffs, so industry is still fucked.

Every karma farmer worldwide is posting about how Punch, a monkey rejected by his mother, is fitting or not fitting into a new community of monkeys in a zoo. Edit: also has a comfort toy monkey, which is pretty vital to the whole thing and I somehow totally forgot to mention.

As Dump is trying to sue the federal government What an absolute shit show. If you voted for this guy please look in the mirror and punch yourself Edit- repeatedly

Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Why? Because all I see is green! Edit: I regret everything Edit 2: party back on

Zoom out on spy it literally looks like a tree branch hanging on for dear life

SCOTUS makes the decision the morning of Nov 4th EDIT: WELP

Looks like I’m keeping that CVNA short… that 10k premium on the 300 strike short puts will hit well though. Edit. Maybe I’ll roll to 275 next week. 🤷 no wrong answers here.

Do. Not. Gamble. Everyone is looking for a fast way to 1 million. If you just left that $140k in an ETF and kept adding to it, you would get there eventually. *Edit: My bad. I forgot what sub I was good. Good luck next time, mate!

PCE finna be tree fiddy

This stock is hitting $0.10 by next week. Edit: Added a zero and a decimal.

It's down $20k in a month and currently dropping. Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug I guess. Edit: in a month, not a week

“EDIT: I'm regarded, PCE data is coming out tomorrow and it's going to be horrible, therefore SLV is going to tank because bad inflation means rate hikes means strong USD means bad for precious metals” I think this logic is what got you the loss of -17k so maybe do opposite and buy SLV CALLS.