alive cat absorbs falling very efficiently and smoothly: it doesnt bounce. When the fall is too big and the cat dies, it bounces. Its common knowledge

Who saw a cat bounce after falling to its death and thought 'this is the metaphor I will use for the stock market.'

20 year dead cat bounce

Spy up for a whole week. Bears: "dead cat bounce"

Man what a dead cat bounce 😻

I need a spray bottle so I can spray morons who keep buying Tesla. Just like my cat that jumps on the counter, these fools need to be scolded

Been indexing / not active much recently. The only active investment I have made is MOS \~2 weeks ago, which isn't really high risk. My indices I sold out \~685, in feb. I bought some of them back on Monday, probably buy the rest back next week (?). I'm unsure what is going to happen after this 2-week ceasefire -- nobody does. I'll probably be back with high risk investments once we get a clear bull market. Risks are too high for me to do high risk things right now, uncertainty is still high imo.

June Brent at 95. May WTI at 95. Smells like dead cat in here.

Bitcoin dead cat loading

Intraday dead cat bounce after yeeting the dead cat onto the roof

We were in correction territory like 3 weeks ago. Before every major market crash we have seen a dead cat bounce of 10% following entering of a correction. 613 on the QQQ is the top and we may not even hit that. This is a generational opportunity to buy leap puts, -70% on the Q’s if you want >10x

Was this the biggest dead cat bounce of all time?

Dead cat bounce! You read it here first

In the 2022 bear market, $SPY hit a high before selling off 12% in three weeks time to a low $SPY then had a +9% dead cat bounce over the course of 7 trading days before forming a lower high. From there $SPY declined 10% over the course of 3 weeks to make a lower low. Today, $SPY saw a 11% pullback from peak to trough and we are currently up 7% from lows in 6 trading days

This is the fattest dead cat bounce. Book it the war continues by Friday night