# I COULD HAVE DONE DRUGS, HOOKED UP WITH PROSTITUTES, OR DOING HOMEWORK. BUT I CHOSE THIS LIFE, YOLO MY MONEY AND LOSING IT AND GOING HERE CRYING AND SHITPOSTING LIKE A DUMBF****

I bought a bunch of 5p expiring tomorrow as a little yolo since they were .03 lol. Wishing I’d gotten way more

My brain literally fell out of my head after reading the arm chair retard takes in this comment section. Brother, this is r/wallstreetbets where people yolo their dead grandmothers $20k inheritance why even give your opinion lmao.

Down 70%… gonna yolo Spx 0dte tmr wish me luck

Yolo deez nutz

Right? Seems like they have no plan B just Elon yolo vibes. Why the fuck would you invest in that

OPEN has pulled back......earning come out in an hour....still time to YOLO!!!!

If tarrifs are causing inflation, and equities are inflated as a result, when tarrifs are removed, prices will drop yes? Puts? Yolo? Wendy’s?

Here is my OPEN earnings yolo. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/oXCDHNgbDD

YOLO it all on BYND calls and then post your loss porn. That, my friend, is the way. (Jokes aside - my advice would be to split the 70K into 10 7K investments. Put 5 x 7Ks into individual stocks like NVDA, Google, AMZN, RDDT and RKLB. Put 3 x 7Ks into ETFs like VTI, VGT, VUG. Put 2 x 7Ks into dividend stocks. Then leave it for a few years and check back in 2028 for some sweet sweet gains.)

https://preview.redd.it/x9ay1bc70pzf1.png?width=936&format=png&auto=webp&s=1599d0ff8294575a72374885e278f979ce296091 me (in 2 hours) after my second liquidation of the week happens by doing a second YOLO on $DKNG

Donkey Kong YOLO into earnings after the bell, trading at just above 52 week low

# EVERYONE: JUST INVEST IN SP500 # ME: IT'S TOO SLOW, I WANT A KICK, DOPAMINE, RUSH, I CAN HANDLE VOLATILITY 😏 \~CUT TO YOLO ON REAL ESTATE SHITCOS\~ # ME (3 MONTHS LATER): 😭 PLEASE JUST GET BACK TO MY ENTRY POINTS, I PROMISE I WILL JUST BUY INDEX, PLEASE 🙏

Yolo post on the same day of earning scares me. Be careful out there

I have done retarded with zeros on it! I’m bag holding TLRY