Why I have two mobile devices (1 has cellular service; both have WiFi) 1 phone to masturbate & watch porn while another phone is streaming CNBC+ 1 phone to pirate sports events and cast on TV while I use another phone to post stupid shit on Reddit 1 phone to charge while I use another phone to surf the internet

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Congrats WSB isn’t wild options anymore but neat to see goals hit. Took the bag in my late 20s and have been cruising through life since and very happily. Portfolio wise and irl. Week 4/12 summer vacation ending literal with cruises. Suites cheaper than rent, food, and utilities plus a butler. WiFi good enough to toss some pocket change portfolio money into Klarna shares while at sea. With the way it’s looking now whole month of cruises in suites paid off when I auto sell this shit lmao.

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It owns the wifi?? How does it know the password?

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Waffle House wifi

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