*emergency beeping heard as a single, rogue X-wing docks..* ‘*One* X-wing?? Great! 🫩 We’re ‘saved’..’ *dark-troopers pause as hooded Pepe slices through security door with massive green dildo* ‘Is…that…..a *Jedi?*..’

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Had to unblock elon on X to see his TSLA tweet and blocked his retarded ass afterwards again

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Some of these financial gurus on tiktok and x are hilarious lmao. Just post a random stock and say they called it out when it was 10 times less and that you should be buying their program for the next one

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3 contracts at ~$90 a share (current price), $9K a contract, $9K x 3 = $27K.

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Google about to have a blow out quarter on earnings. Now looks like $META X $GOOGL will Co-own #tiktok??? WOW Cloud at 40% growth, pixel about to add another 5-10b revenue. Gemini operating now at enterprise level with so many billion agreements with company like oracle, Salesforce and more. Gemini integration possible with $meta but highly likely with $Aapl. Waymo will most likely cross $1b revenue aswell. Insane scale up. Search being monetized the fuck out with ai overviews and ai mode having tons of ads in a helpful way. $BKNG said googl search is a huge boost right now. They are google larger cusotmer with $10b+ in search paymement.

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I'm in for 30 x 5c 

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Lidl??? Google says: "Lidl is not a publicly traded stock because it is a privately owned company, part of the [Schwarz Group](https://www.google.com/search?num=10&sca_esv=5b71cfa89013eb9f&rlz=1C5OZZY_enCA1148CA1148&q=Schwarz+Group&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi_89DO3duPAxVmFDQIHYFqMXkQxccNegQILBAB&mstk=AUtExfD5jt3eSGHhVMeajpjjM4o8Rw07kr8MBAMjRqnR_6-sz9P0-p1hD44CncVVf0XYIlMnLnMD7Qn3lHHPYcqCEBtlVev-xBzdOWHcoTX2n2IWkupxqFuEHnwO_4D9_zEt-gzXHVFxIATdHgnGhdqlNCcie6SJzmpoHdaje7Vgfrajumw&csui=3). You cannot buy shares in Lidl through a stock market, as it is not listed on any exchange.  "

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Félicitations, en combien de temps?? Moi j'ai bien commencer, je fais des trades normaux sur actions, la crypto pas encore, mais avec des leviers X 5, c'est plus rapide. Et toi un conseil à me donner se serais sympa, merci d'avance.

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yea u old. so am i though x\_x

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