remember when sheryl sandberg was called the adult in the room at facebook. turns out she was a hack who wasted corporate funds, sexually harassed a female subordinate and tried to hookup with her, would spend her time planning her wedding, and went on to make a propaganda film for israel full of lies to cover up its crimes.

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Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think this is correct, or it's at least super misleading. The table is referencing the 13f filing [here](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1649339/000164933925000007/xslForm13F_X02/infotable.xml), but for options the "share amount" field is just the price of the underlying shares (eg the "market value" of his puts is marked as just the share price times the number of options times the 100x multiplier). Scion asset management doesn't actually have 912M short exposure to PLTR, it's just 50k puts on some unknown strike and expiration, and likewise for NVDA, PFE, and HAL. Not sure if there's a way to find out how big the positions actually are but it's definitely not as big as stated here, and significantly lower if the options are low delta.

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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Call credit spreads with puts. Market is toppy. Fear is abundant. Fed can't wait to print more money. It will all be orchestrated in front of you like a symphony. Can you hear the music? It's starting. Grab your seat.

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Cava is delicious af. Its also $18 for a bowl. So its going to zero.

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A few months, what an indicator

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Hilarious when Bers get faked out lmao. Shit gunna open greener than a leprechaun’s sack

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It'll really be a............seminal moment for them.

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If Tesla doesn’t have musk at the front the stock will plummet so fast. I’m debating a short. He is controversial enough that some might get him out. But Tesla needs musk more then he needs it.

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Trumps about to post "it's a good time to sell"

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