I mean it’s such a highly efficient market you aren’t getting alpha. Returns always come with risk and typically “good strategies” you see on this page come from unforeseen risk factors. Usually tail risk. If you want to have fun and gamble that’s one thing but seriously don’t expect to be able to see real consistent long term returns without 1000s of hours of expertise in a specific field. Again you are competing against the best of the best - you really think there would be easy money still on the table without huge incremental risk? If you want to learn or even just become more informed on the industry I’d listen to the Flirting with Models or Odds on Open podcasts. Pretty technical but excellent for learning.

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Hey man, being a parent is a hard job but if you need more time and flexibility and want better returns please 1 month minimum, no 0dte

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Opposite. We're saved thanks to OP. 1. Undefeated rules to making money: 1x Inverse WSB OP. **2x WSB OP on frontpage.** 3x WSB OP on frontpage at the top. 2. OP is on frontpage and bought *CALLS on TLT* w/ exp in mid-June. Which means they expect something bad to happen in the equities market, maybe sell in may go away, or the markets testing new fed chair Warsh. That's probably why they expect cut rates. Fed rate cuts to a market decline/crash will drive the 20yr yields down and TLT up. 3. Problem is OP is likely a retard and took too much risk in too short a time frame. The rich like Buffett/Dalio/Trump are loading up on short term bills/notes and gold rather than LT USTs. Also unlikely we get a downturn in May after we got one just earlier this year. Plus """market forces""" will likely want the market to keep going up either to stabilize PE/PC, win the AI race against China, prevent riots/revolution, so that they can unload a few TRILLION via the big 3 IPOs into retail 401K/IRAs via indexing coming later this year (SpaceX/Antropic/OpenAI), or you know Trump/GOP want to win the mid-terms. Who knows? All I know is that OP ain't thought about these things. So we're basically going to be good until at least mid-June. OP will probably lose on their trade. I know because I've been dip buying TMF since 2022-2024 as a hedge to my leveraged ETF positions only gotten get free tax loss harvesting at the end of each year. Thank you OP for your sacrifice.

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My mom read this sub, she wanted to try to give people good advice. Then she realized this crowd didn’t want to be saved or make money and she just walked away. So my guess is that we’re no worth his time.

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Sell these asap you fucking regard. If you want TLT so badly, just buy the underlying, that way your net value actually goes up. 

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Refer to my previous comment about how i know the files are true. But imagine being so small dicked you want to make everything about Epstein because you have no other identity

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This isn't the AI video of these two I want to see...

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I want to create my company PONZI AI We won't have revenue, we don't have any product and we gonna dilute shares every Friday before we go to the strippers

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These fools want to put data center in space because it’s 22 degrees Celsius up there. But the real geniuses put them up in Arizona.

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Real sign from god is to inverse OP because he's on frontpage of WSB. I say TSLA calls and PEP puts. I agree it's stupid AF and makes no sense, but we are totally in a clown world and Musk/Trump & friends are manipulating the market so shorting TSLA is a game I don't want to play.

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