I was a bear once. Then TSLQ bent me over and fucked me hard. So now I ride with 🍈ptimus. Tesla doesn’t need to sell cars anymore. Fuck their car sales. 500 here we come!

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The market in fact cannot stay irrational longer than I can remain solvent. I will watch my TSLA short position go to zero before I take a loss. Time to quadruple down on TSLQ

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I'm getting an urge to go pure regard. I'm down like 72% on TSLQ, but I could easily lower my break even levels right now. I don't see TSLA doing much more, at most it'll diddle $400 for a bit, but this shit doesn't have any real reason to be rising like this

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okay i'm moving more money into my account to buy more TSLQ

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I'm down like 70% on TSLQ, and my brain has the green goblin whispering DOUBLE DOWN!

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Buying more tslq

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If I sell my TSLQ and buy TSLR I just know this shit is gonna start dropping

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Placing my bets on TSLQ tonight

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