Yeah figured without due process then all we have is an admission US Gov killed 11 randos on a boat trip. Why am I in this timeline? 🤦‍♂️

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They are both inevitable but I want them both at once (she make me lose my mind I don’t wanna trip out on desire 😔)

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I posted this morning that I was hoping to round trip my portfolio in one day, back up to the beginning of summer when i started trading options lmao. I was up 45% when I posted, aaandd.... it happened, not quite up to that peak mid summer (which idk what i was thinking there, probably something like "nice just made it out the hole, lets keep this momentum going") but i'm juuust above how much I had in June! So, I'm calling this summer a dub and telling anyone who asks i'm great at trading and never wrong, only up ^((on a long enough time frame)) [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ne4rl4/comment/ndnv3r8/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ne4rl4/comment/ndnv3r8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

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There will be more. Gains are gains. All love bro. Gamble with a 1 month trip to Europe money & have a blast baby.

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Hope you catch more than one or two fish on your next trip bud, good shit!

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I read "Clifford's last trip to the vet" last night before bed to get in a bolish mood

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CPI comes in hot unemployment suddenly lowered market might trip a circuit breaker

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I remember selling because I didnt think id get lucky enough after the AVGO and SPX calls last thursday into Friday, then monday happened where I got away with double dipping on the 6510s again, tuesday I was down 1.6k on those 6565s (roughly half what i put in) but I held through and at 4pm it shot up to +1.7k and I said fuck it thats gotta be a good sign for PPI. It was and banked that. Then today outside that, I made 310 off spx puts, and finally only have a 500$ gamble for cpi going down tomorrow. 13.1k settling, and 10 of which is getting pulled out. Fridays wins already paid for a trip to Colorado next weekend then I win another 8k after that. This week's been WILD.

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I really hope we can hold off on this whole "political civil war" thing until May. I've got a 2-week Japan trip booked and I didn't spring the extra $50 for the refundable plane tickets

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paid for my ibiza trip 😂

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