DEPLOY PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM

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Member of MOD TEAM 6!

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Mod team leader

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Where the fuck is pump team 6 at?

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Lies , lies , and more lies, promises of future lies is the only certainty Autonomous Driving Capabilities: Tesla has faced numerous lawsuits and a formal accusation from the California Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) for naming its driver-assistance systems “Autopilot” and “Full Self-Driving” (FSD), which critics argue implies full autonomy when they are only Level 2 systems requiring constant driver supervision. Internal documents and engineer testimonies have revealed that a demo video showing a car “driving itself” was staged, and that Tesla has told regulators its vehicles are not fully autonomous, despite Musk’s public promises of a robotaxi network and Level 5 autonomy. Vehicle Range and Efficiency: A Reuters investigation found that Tesla programmed its cars’ dashboards to display overly optimistic range estimates, especially when the battery was above 50% charge, and created a “diversion team” in Las Vegas to cancel service appointments for customers who complained about not achieving the advertised range. South Korean authorities fined Tesla $2.2 million for exaggerating range by as much as 50%. Odometer Readings: A class-action lawsuit alleges that Tesla uses predictive algorithms rather than direct measurement to inflate odometer readings, causing vehicles to reach their warranty limits prematurely and forcing customers to pay for repairs that should have been covered. Safety and Defects: Tesla has been accused of making misleading safety claims, using “stealth recalls” by addressing safety issues through non-disclosure agreements and software updates rather than formal recalls, and using defective parts. Leaked emails suggested the company knowingly sold Model S cars with a battery design flaw that could cause fires.

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Someone alert the plunge protection team

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Drill team six is working overtime. I thought they were laid off during the shutdown.

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If TEAM can’t monetize AI, nobody can. Down YTD

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#DIP TEAM 6, MOVE IN

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#Dip Team 6 Intraday bottom in

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