Game theory says he attacks over the weekend, loses, black swan -10% Gl bol

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Oil was the obvious black swan.

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As a ghey ber rekt by Liberation Day and Shrek Wednesday even though it takes two to tango and I ran is a wildcard betting against this asshole is still a fools errand and stocks will just go up. Then the black swan will hit and guess what? Massive bailouts, stocks still go up.

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This thing won’t go down unless something truly catastrophic happens. The market doesn’t like to sell off, and 🌮 hates red days. If you’re a 🐻, you’re just betting on a black swan event at this point

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Anyone betting in this market based on worst case outcomes are the ones leaking brain matter. Many don’t understand how unlikely it is for WTI to make it to 150 a barrel let alone 175+. It would take and extremely unlikely black swan type event to make that happen.

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ahhh yes, the beloved orange swan coming to save the sub yet again

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