u guys are collecting ipo bags like pokemon, step away please

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Step aside OPEN, TSLER is the meme stonk of the day. Lmfao! I

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psa, the aapl push for thinner phones is a step towards bendable wearables, which is the catalyst for some future super cycle don't short tim cock

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tsla wut r u doing step bro

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🧑‍🏭 Yesterday, the Weekly Jobless Claims report stated 263,000 initial jobless claims, which represents 27,000 more than last week. For perspective, the total number is now the **highest since October 2021.** **The market saw this as bullish** because a cooling (or even weakening) labor market guarantees the Fed will step in and cut interest rates. Based on that, interest rate traders now estimate: A **100% probability of at least a 25 basis point cut** at the September 16-17 FOMC meeting. An 89% probability of at least another 25 basis point cut at the October FOMC meeting. An 83.60% probability of at least another 25 basis point cut at the December FOMC meeting. That is bullish. **When will a weakening labor market worry Wall Street?** If those weekly numbers eclipse 300,000, Weekly Continuing Claims (currently at 1.939 million) climb towards or even breach above 2 million, and there's a clear uptrend. Until that happens, the market will welcome the labor market cooling.

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Watching NUGT take another big step toward the moon.

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Okay, can I get a serious response here: If my genitals continuously itch, is that automatically crabs? And if so, should I tell my step sister?

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#STEP BRO WTF ARE U DOING IN MY PANTY DRAWER

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Any Google maxi's worried about JD Vance being President? Let's say that Trump has to step down because of health reasons... Just Google Search the stuff that JD Vance has said about Google. He's talked MASSIVE shit about Google. Wanting to break them up, and a bunch of other stuff. I'm wondering if Google could drop 30 percent or more if Trump needs to step down Anybody that reads this is probably going to think I'm nuts for saying all this, but seriously.... Google Search the negative comments JD Vance has said about Google. It's incredibly scary to imagine him as President with such a gigantic part of my net worth in Google

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step 1: have 460k

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