I honestly thought Donnie was saying the pool was going to be "American f@g blue"

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Sometimes you gotta be like a guest star in a TV show and break into her therapy session so you can tell the therapist wha really happened

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Porn star?

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Alex G is so fucking gas

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#men are leaving a lot of money in the table by not sucking clock If u can give handjobs or know extensive knowledge of the “ prostate “ male g spot you can make money and later invest it in Nvidia Then retire rich It’s the secret wallstreet does not want u to know

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Soooo apparently Reddit thinks 100k a year is rich when nearly half of households (43%) make that. I mean random nurses let alone hedge fund managers make that. Let’s do the math on what being rich ACTUALLY costs: - $20m mansion: 100k a month (yep entirely salary spent in one month) - private jet and international first class anywhere: 200k a month - maintaining a small yacht not even a large one: 100k a month - 5 star resorts many times a year: 50k a month - personal assistant and maid and chef and driver and all that 10k a month each: 50k a month including extras - fine dining every night: 25k a month - full healthcare security: 25k a month - random miscellaneous spend like 50k gala tickets and art: 100k a month Total: 600k a month or $7.2 million a year, at 4% rule need $180 million to live like you’re actually rich so funny reddit thinks 100k a year is rich when that won’t even buy you 1% of a small yacht. I’ve always interpreted rich to mean mansions and jets and yachts…

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The weekly MSM articles titled “fOrGeT aBoUt g M E aNd BuY tHls InStEaD” and the mods’ aggressive censorship don’t seem to be working… but are actually having the opposite effect?

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I’ve slipped into an alternate timeline where everyone pronounces words ending in -ing with a hard g. What the fuck man

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World Star traffic probably going to drop 25% now.

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Scared money don't make money my G

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