"You are literally being given a $500 billion growth engine for free because the clowns on Wall Street are too lazy to read a 10-Q" Dude, I hate wall street fucks, but they are some of the smartest most sly dudes I've ever met. They live and breath for money. They would sell their grandma's jewels if it means a nice bonus and a handy from their boss. You might be right it's being underpriced partially but you saying this makes me not trust your entire post.

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my past self keeps testing my present/future self to see if I can get out of bad situations, sly past self, always preparing me for the future.

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Private debt = $1.19tn of debt being held by institutional investors (private equity, venture capital, hedge funds, Shark Tank guys etc.) Until this executive order, retirement accounts (401k, IRA etc.) almost never had ability to invest in private debt because it’s hella opaque, and highly risky. It’s kinda like you’re heavily drunk at a bar and it’s last call and an extremely fat chick is smiling at you. You don’t want to waste the night so you take her home. As you’re punishing your bed frame and the neighbors below, you begin to sober up a bit. You look at her whale-like body where tits and fat rolls shake indistinguishably, and realize you’ve made a big mistake. Now what are you going to do? You can stop and kick her out but she might get pissed, and she has a solid 200lbs on you. You come up with a genius idea. You tell her you have some ice cream in the fridge and you guys should go to living room to eat. An offer she cannot refuse. But you sly fuck, you know your roommate is stoned out of his mind watching TV in the living room. As she rolls towards the fridge you introduce her to roommate and as they exchange formalities you run back to your room and lock the door. Roommate here is the average hardworking American. Trump is this desperate guy who pushed her onto the public, she is quite heavy and could bring the house down.

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