You’re playing this game on hard mode. Look at how much the price of in-the-money/near-the-money TLT options move each day. You can buy expirations on MWF every week. A big down Monday (and big is relative here because the price of the ETF doesn’t move a ton) can give you an exceedingly cheap entry point for a Wednesday call that doubles on Tuesday with a modest price move up. Instead of using that daily swing you’re going to just sit and let time eat away at the premium you paid and hope for a big move.

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China is considered the only "superpower" adversary left standing, but they will forever just sit around and punch themselves in the dick with their capital controls. People think they cook the books, but in reality, the country is just so damn big and still so damn undeveloped outside of the major cities that they can't actually conduct proper national-level accounting. I highly recommend reading "Our Dollar, Your Problem" by Kenneth Rogoff.

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They sit here and hold these dividend bag stocks, down -40% on a $600k portfolio on those dividend stocks, and absolutely filled with financially illiterate glee because they made $18 that month from dividends ...

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The breakfast I just consumed was easily 3+k calories time for slumber

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It’s crazy. And want a 20% tip for ordering at the counter and trying to find a place to sit on the curb to eat it. Like, what?!

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Street food charging sit down prices now

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Remember when food trucks were less than sit down restaurants and when farmers markets were less than Whole Foods because they cut out the middleman?

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Spirit and RyanAir have the same quality per my personal experience. Spirit tickets are still very pricey. Imagine if you could book a flight between nyc and $30 but you had to sit on like plastic seats with no carry on (this is basically what you get with Ryanair). It’s hot garbage but like you can go anywhere in Europe for almost nothing.

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During covid when masks were required to fly I was flying home from Vegas on Spirit. I was completely shit faced at the airport. Had a mask on so thought I wouldn't smell as much like a distillery. When I tried to get on the plane the lady scanning tickets asked me to "put on one of the masks Spirit provides (the big white ones) and go sit down with those people over there *points* until someone could come talk to us. I said "sure" and quickly realized the people I was sitting with all had the same Spirit provided masks and we were all shitfaced. "They're about to not let us on this aircraft" I thought so when the manager came up I busted out the chipperist "Good morning, how are you?) I could muster. I'll be damned, I was the only one out of that group of 10ish that got to board the aircraft. Only time I've ever been (almost) too drunk to fly. RIP Spirit, $80 PDX->LAS will be missed.

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Not me I’m done dating internet Bae’s I need you to come over and sit on my face. Screen doesn’t do, yes it’s 4k, no like 4k, I stole it from my office so didn’t cost 4k. Hm where was I going w this

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