Flying car autopilot space ship to mars via hyperloop while FaceTime pieiPhone

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Probably tank at market open tomorrow again. 590 by 4pm. Too many people abandoning the sinking ship.

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I'm trying to tell you mothafuckas that this dip is the dip that dipped so that they could get cheap stonks before we rocket ship up. Tariffs gonna come out as illegal and the market is gonna collectively bust a nut that can impregnate everything in the universe.

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He also built the company that made reusable rockets and can catch a space ship the size of a skyscraper. Dude talks a big game with aggressive timeliness that are mostly unrealistic, and yet against all odds, he gets shit done. Everyone says his ideas are stupid until 10 years later and its real, then they rush to catch up.

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He’s just following the grifters playbook, he knows it’s full of shit but if he can keep fooling people to buy stock why care? He can always sell and jump ship once thing start to go south

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TSLA giving me one last chance to jump ship with a small profit before it absolutely obliterates a year’s worth of gains during after hours 😑

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I wonder if all the New York rich people and companies who backed Cuomo are gonna abandon the New York ship now that Mamdani going to jack up taxes on wealthy

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I agree with the judge that shot down his last package and you, the board is populated by Elon on the criteria of saying "yes" to everything he asks for. It's his family and unqualified people that he grossly overpaid. Denholm has no business in her position and sells her shares as fast as she can. But nobody is unaware of this long-standing behavior. Even the institutional holders know Tesla is a bunch of fuckery. But it's a relatively small bet for them that's paid off handsomely so far. Typical investors applying logic and looking at performance metrics aren't investing in Tesla. I think the pay package passes by a wide margin. I think the potential investors that like Tesla, love Elon, worship him like a god, and will be happy with it. My question is, how much money does the shrinking pool of Elon believers have to keep throwing at this sinking ship? And what would make them jump ship?

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Look, I know this is going to be hard to believe. There is no grand conspiracy. There is no illuminati pulling all the strings. It is 50 extremely rich people fighting over the steering wheel, which is why the narrative shifts so goddamn rapidly. The ship has no captain. It's all people with megaphones saying "I think this will happen now"

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RIP TSLA lol. All the non-retarded shareholders are abandoning ship.

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