I missed a call from the only woman I've ever loved. She died the next day. Puts of life.

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Thats what she said

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Is she a bipolar bear? Cuz that would be extra bad.

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She is a 10 but her investment strategy is picking boomer stocks

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Just found out the chick I was fucking with got an OF and she making fuckin 50k a month, am I cooked?

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Shes letting you know she knows and that its okay.

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she is trying to be fair as I am assuming you paid for the last 2 meals. She just wants to hang out with you, and thinks dinner out is the way to go, so she is willing to pay for it. Option 1: go out for dinner, you pay, but make sure you are polite about it (you always pay) Option 2: you say thank you for the offer, and instead of going out, you suggest her coming to your house, or you going to her house and you guys cook a meal together, try something new to both of you, out of your comfort zone. Finish off the night with either a movie, or a walk somewhere kind of romantic, like by a river or some shit like that... BUY HER A SMALL FLOWERED PLANT, nothing big, say like $10-20 little counter type plant. DO NOT GET DRUNK, I repeat, do not get drunk. She sounds like a keeper bud.

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Bi girl I’m seeing wants to have a threesome with a gay guy does this simply mean she just wants to see me fuck a guy asking for a friend

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It’s crazy. She won’t even bring her phone w her when we go out together. I’m enamored.

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Depends. Do you picture her with a strap-on after the dinner when she takes you home?

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