I banged another hooker once who was falling asleep while giving me head. I said wtf. So she took out a crack pipe, smoked it, and went turbo mode.

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Oh god. What did she buy?

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She's a 7, but her balls fly out when she backflips

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I think Andy Dick gave her coke and everyone blames him for the wife killing him even though it was like 6 months later she killed him.

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When my daughter was a newborn she had a wet shit while I was changing her diaper that went at least 4 feet in the air and splattered off her closet door. Idk if that's relevant to your story, just wanted to share.

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Is she hot? Also, threesome?

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Motherfucker, what is she saying?

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She loves me☺️ she loves me not 😢

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She busy buyin' POOTS

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What if she trades

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