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Yo mama so poor she argues with self checkout about the prices
You think it’ll be red so it’ll be green but since I said that it’ll be red but due to my self awareness of this it’ll be green but
no, that "edge" still requires self-delusion of card-counting skills
Billionaires care about their own self interests not the Country’s.
You would think that domestics would have taken some learnings from markets mentioned like BR and brought some compelling offers to the US but nooooo. Best they can do is an unwanted feature laden land yacht gas hog with dealer markup and a 100 month loan term that will self-destruct the moment it's out of warranty. I honestly blame American's financial literacy for this issue as much as anything else. Buying a car or truck post pandemic pretty much across any segment has become an exercise in financial self-flagellation. Yet morons keep coming back for more punishment rolling over loans because "new thing good". Drive a 2010- 2020 paid off Toyota or Honda, keep up on maintenance, never look back. Invest the difference. Hooray, you can retire someday.
The counterpoint is that, eventually, *our* AI will just hack Tesla's self-driving for the hell of it Weaponizing an unpredictable technology just because you're worried someone else will do it first is dumb
If they don't slow down it'll eventually hack something important and cause enough damage to be a problem. Wouldn't be surprised if self driving Tesla's got hacked by ai agents at some point and just caused accidents
He took his “solar city” failure and rolled it into Tesla, he took his twitter loss and rolled it into X-AI, he took the X-AI debt and rolled it into space X. Now he has competition against spacex in China which could theoretically dominate the eastern hemisphere, and who do we have here? Latin America? lol. His robots are light years behind China at the current moment, still no self driving capability, and there are about to be a dozen competitors for starlink popping up globally as well. Either you haven’t been following the saga of the finances, or you have been fooled by a grifter. Doesn’t mean you can’t make money either side of the trade, but let’s not pretend this dude isn’t a full blown tard at everything besides marketing.
*Nobody* fucking cares lol. The main thing OP, you and Elon have in common mentally is you apparently have no idea that you're supposed to *fuck off and go enjoy your wealth if you get rich*, not just come back to your old neighborhood to spend your time proving to your old friends the fact that you were too much of a fucking loser to figure out what to do with the car once you caught it. That's the most embarrassing part IMO, proving you were lucky and far too stupid and self conscious to know what to do about it.
I imagine one day there will be self replicating drones that salvage their materials from landfills, and they’ll power themselves by burning fat from any mammal they find, including us.
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