Fuck your puts fuck your calls j powell’s got you by the balls j pow pow is no coward that man will fuck you up and you know it

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J-pow won’t cut he won’t be bullied by the orange man.

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In case you were following my side quest. My goal to pay for a new coffee machine was achieved. Thanks J-Pow, Mango and others for your service.

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J-pow won’t bend the knee there will be no rate cuts till further data.

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I think the market will drop after even a cut but there’s also a chance they won’t cut or if they cut maybe like 50 bps. 1) stock market is rallying in September 2.3% so far this month, the cut has been priced in since J Powell’s announcement last month. How much more can it actually go? But again the market dynamics seem to be broken 2) A good number of consumer products companies and fast food chain hit 52 week low over the past few months. I think It shows softening consumer demand and hints impact of tariffs. Some are saying consumer spending is still strong but is this driven by the increase in goods due to tariffs and inflation? With added macroeconomic risk like unemployment i think there is a chance for a higher cut. 3) There’s a chance the current administration may introduce additional tariff or reform some trade policies, which could slump the stock market

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LDI is the reason why im no longer going to be in debt! 9/19 calls after fed cut j pow is gonna blow me

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Quite literally Stephen J Frys portfolio.

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It will be for sure a j*w ‼️

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Bro, Noooooooooo! j/k good call, literally. HOLD.

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"I trust this market about as far as I can throw it" \- J. P. Morgan

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