Who the fuck is assigning me to my SBUX STO $85 puts at 12 in the morning wtf They don’t even expire till today at market close Now I’m pissed off

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If I was c-suite at AAPL I’d suggest phone refreshes(maybe other devices too)every couple years to truly innovate, bring something fresh to market, and give devs, designers & engineers some breathing room. iPhone holds the highest resale value and is an industry leader. Nothing left to prove in that arena. They’d probably fire me, then move on with my proposed rollout plan out of homosexual spite, but in the end I’d be right and that’s what leadership should be about. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BANTER. -BLO SBUX 75

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Shorts opened! Starting with SBUX

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why tf did i buy LEAPS on SBUX instead of BROS?

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