Tesla board: If you help us sell 1m robo taxi, at 50b revenue (not profit) , we'll give you 100b in shares.

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#Its the year 3000 robo Jensen announces another $100T investment into openAI, nvda +5% meanwhile robo 🥭 announces trade talks going well

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Those bots are not even close to being production-capable. Go find a movie. They "iron" already ironed clothes. You have to put some slight amount of pressure on, and you need steam when you iron clothes. Are those robo hands capable of handling a lot of steam around them or are they going to rust super fast? They need a handle extension to use an iron properly. Cook a meal? They're stirring veggies in a pot and those stirring motions are janky. They need to lean into their robot nature. Spin the hand several hundred degrees in a way a human wrist can't. Why are they trying to perfectly mimic human motion when they could do better? Pull a paper towel off? Ok, sure, they can do it when the paper towel roll is perfectly set up for that. What about when the paper towel roll first comes out of the package and the paper is "sealed" to itself and you have to use your fingernails to get it started? Speaking of which, you know why humans have fingernails? Because it gives you great pressure sensors. It gives the soft parts in your fingertips something hard to press against (other than the bone, which gets really painful really fast) so you can better gauge how hard your fingertips are pushing on something. That's what those bots need, better pressure sensors and thinner fingers. I could go on but Musk isn't hiring me to keep going on with what Optimus bots need so I'll just say those bots are nowhere close to production ready. They look great but they can't iron my laundry basket, they can't cook my meals, etc.

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Imagine you go to a big beautiful restaurant. The chef is particularly famous. You order their famous pasta and wait. You even deposit a $100 fee for supporting the restaurant. You wait for what feels like eight years at-least, but the dish never comes. Disappointed, you get your smartphone out to write a 1 star review. Just at that exact moment - Chef El Musikdo - comes out and announces they are going to launch robo-waiters. No more tips needed and free handies to everyone while you eat fries from the bag! Excited by this new promise, everyone cheers and adds a 5 star review for this restaurant called- TESSLER

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[Meet the new Kawasaki CORLEO: a four-legged robot that humans can ride](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps1t-EqN4VU) Robo Doggo

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sold the last of my index longs in the boomer shares account today. only long positions remaining are BOTZ and ROBO cuz im never selling robotics it'll be literally the entire economy by the time we're old.

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And a robo taxi company with taxis that need a driver

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