Opposite. We're saved thanks to OP.
1. Undefeated rules to making money: 1x Inverse WSB OP. **2x WSB OP on frontpage.** 3x WSB OP on frontpage at the top.
2. OP is on frontpage and bought *CALLS on TLT* w/ exp in mid-June. Which means they expect something bad to happen in the equities market, maybe sell in may go away, or the markets testing new fed chair Warsh. That's probably why they expect cut rates. Fed rate cuts to a market decline/crash will drive the 20yr yields down and TLT up.
3. Problem is OP is likely a retard and took too much risk in too short a time frame. The rich like Buffett/Dalio/Trump are loading up on short term bills/notes and gold rather than LT USTs. Also unlikely we get a downturn in May after we got one just earlier this year. Plus """market forces""" will likely want the market to keep going up either to stabilize PE/PC, win the AI race against China, prevent riots/revolution, so that they can unload a few TRILLION via the big 3 IPOs into retail 401K/IRAs via indexing coming later this year (SpaceX/Antropic/OpenAI), or you know Trump/GOP want to win the mid-terms. Who knows? All I know is that OP ain't thought about these things.
So we're basically going to be good until at least mid-June. OP will probably lose on their trade. I know because I've been dip buying TMF since 2022-2024 as a hedge to my leveraged ETF positions only gotten get free tax loss harvesting at the end of each year.
Thank you OP for your sacrifice.
You basically speedran the entire WSB character arc in like 9 months š
Turning 500 into 20k for the kid is already a mega W, everything after that is just gambling stories for her to laugh at when she is older. Lock in some boring long term stuff for her and then feel free to degenerate with the rest, just donāt revenge trade trying to āfixā the EJ withdrawal again.
Thanks. Probably obvious to many but I'm too European to recognise Brady and I suspect younger people would struggle with W too. I thought there must have been a reference I was missing with the first shot.
The first one is Tom Brady, and the second one is George W. Bush, I think. Completely unrelated events, though, I'm pretty sure. They were just edited together to look like they were smiling at each other.
Not me Iām done dating internet Baeās I need you to come over and sit on my face. Screen doesnāt do, yes itās 4k, no like 4k, I stole it from my office so didnāt cost 4k. Hm where was I going w this