https://preview.redd.it/3a6xk0ghrc8g1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ff98430b46887859c9d799e8e6c62d1b32e579 Having to wait until Monday again is rough. This rocket is just entering Max Q.

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Holiday PSA: Remember to wash ur 🅱️USSY or 🅱️ENIS before you go to nanas. With warm soapy water. Wiping it down with wet wipes, dude wipes, etc does not count.

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dip buyers low eye q

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Me. 50% daily gains. Easy to spot the S H O R T S Q U E E Z E

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**PSA** **IT IS NEVER THE MARKETS FAULTS**

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Yikes, ORCL > The more comprehensive 10-Q earnings report that appeared on Thursday detailed $248 billion of lease-payment commitments, “substantially all” related to data centers and cloud capacity arrangements, the business-software firm said. These are due to commence between now and its 2028 financial year but they’re not yet included on its balance sheet. That’s almost $150 billion more than was disclosed in the footnotes of September’s earnings update. CreditSights analysts Jordan Chalfin and Michael Pugh called the lease disclosure a “bombshell.”

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PSA: thread is for SHITPOSTING, not for spamming your dumbfuck convictions.

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