Why would you short AAPL when base iPhone is their best model ever for the price , it literally has better specs (battery,camera,speakers,modem) than iPhone air (excluding the a19 pro chip) for $200 less , best selling phone incoming

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LOL, if this guy is still not caught 72 hours after, he's a meticulous pro who knows what he's doing and had help... I'm assuming he's already made it back safe to tel aviv.

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pro tip: to improve your port's total % performance to date, sell everything that's red

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The year is 2035. Apple announces the Pro Max version of the new iPhone 27 will include a built in soil PH meter.

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So dude jumped off the side of the roof to get away Is that a pro move or a gooner move.... Grappling hooks are more professional but that's just me

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Pro Tip: Wrap a chilli cheese burrito inside a 7 layer. The forbidden 8th layer of hell

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pro tip: Don’t shower for 2 weeks then scratch your balls and smell your fingers You’re welcome

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Your only option is to go Pro is a sport

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Adobe products are trash and predatory can't edit ur pdf unless you subscribe to pro for $25 a month

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Sales tax is a transparent % added to a purchase anyone can easily calculate beforehand. Municipal, state and federal governments have flexibility to exempt certain categories of goods on a consumer level as needed. Most crucially, though, businesses are exempt from them entirely in B2B transactions. Tariffs hit early in the supply chain and (largely) do not change based on the finished product being made with the good/material. Raw steel and aluminum is taxed at 50% if it's used in the manifold of a bugatti, a rivet on a child's backpack, the PCB in a ventilator , or an iphone chassis. Likewise, the US Customs and Duties code along with the executive orders that modified them are incredibly vague because at the end of the day it's up the interpretation of a CBP chucklefuck stamping the paperwork at port of entry to determine what exactly consistutes the value of raw foreign material for an import and how far up the supply chain before it hits US shores that applies. With all this context of the nebulousness of rates, businesses in the middle of the chain don't want to sacrifice margins in the instance that their lawyers misinterpreted a vaguely worded statute from the White House so they take a very inflated estimate and price their margins accordingly and their customers don't know any better and assume the pricing is accurate and use their own inflated estimates to pass the costs on down. Every link on down the chain does the same thing which leads to higher prices than buying goods with a hypothetically equivalent sales tax. For the record, I am pro-tariffs for the purpose of allowing domestic goods to compete with cheap foreign labor; however, the government has to be predictable, steady, and incremental in their changes over a long period of time (a decade or more) rather than 50% announced on a Friday afternoon and takes effect the next business day.

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