Poppa Pow has been taking them in the nuts from bad hair day for a hot minute and doesnt seem to give a single fuck. "Will you resign if trump asks you to?" No. "Do you care to elaborate?" No. Sounda like Jay Pow is gonna fulfill the mandate my dude

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J Pow and Trump should duel Yu Gi Oh Style to decide how much we cut rates by.

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Calls until pow talks

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j pow is so cooked regardless. He’s either forced to repair a shattered job market or has to curb rampant inflation (partially bc of his mistakes)

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Risk on, the market has been held BACK by tariff uncertainty, uncertainty around cuts and the Fed. That’s gone. J Pow says immediate .25 bps cut followed by a cut in Nov and Dec. 🌽 144k by Oct

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I’ve been getting burned past few months after doing well for so long. J Pow “ fuck your covered calls”. Switching back to selling puts

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If you think spy has escaped the stratosphere just wait until j pow says good afternoon, bers will be a relic of the past. Something you tell your grandkids and theyll think you’re senile

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fuck your puts, fuck your calls, J Pow has you by the balls, rates go up the market falls, money printer rules us all

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J pow is more likely to raise rates than that happening.

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vix tryin to get off the floor! get him! dip buyers approach *kick punch kick pow! kazamm!*

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