Still more realistic than my portfolio recovery plan for 2026

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I have decided to become a millionaire by EOY I just need a priceless artifact to steal A plan And a crew...

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Washington killed their survival plan, a merger with JetBlue.  

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1. I would suggest being honest with your wife about it. Having someone who you're accountantable to can prevent you from yoloing your account and revenge trading. Or at the very least make it more obvious when you've succumb to your gambling addiction. 2. Get the hell off RH. If you want an app that's easy to use, get Webull and you can set a stop loss and take profit for every trade... Or at least, when you're occupied with the baby. Additionally, they won't sell your nearly expired and near worthless options 30 minutes before close, which is BS, because those last 30 minutes can move a lot and are often where price action turns around. 3. Risk management. Some very lucky individuals can make millions without risk management. But nobody gets to keep their money without it. No trading system works without risk management. You need a plan and you need to stick with it.

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lol could of put that in a 529 plan invested in an index fund and set ur infant up for success. Should probably stop having infants. Edit: I see you put $20k aside. $70k over 18 years could have paid for their college and a large portion of their first home.

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Which is exactly why JetBlue wanted to buy them, so they could remove all of those Spirit routes and the downward pricing pressure they caused and jack up JetBlue's fares instead. Source: Jet fucking Blue who told the government directly that was their plan then acted shocked when it got blocked.

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They should have merged with Frontier, which actually stood a good chance of being approved, but instead the shareholders overruled Spirit's own board and CEO to try and merge with JetBlue despite JetBlue admitting openly that they were looking to buy Spirit to consolidate routes and increase their prices. Who would have thought telling the government directly in open court that the sole reason for your merger plan was to fuck over US consumers would lead to your merger getting blocked?

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Did Spirit make this whole sub go full retard? I expected and do see stuff like this on wider Reddit but I generally expected people on WSB to have the capacity to use their brains. A *massive* part of why the JetBlue merger got blocked was because JetBlue was trying to buy to remove the downward pricing effect Spirit Airlines had on airfares so they could consolidate routes and jack up their prices. You know how we know this? Because JetBlue fucking told the government that was their plan verbatim *during the trial*. You know who else knew this? The board and CEO of Spirit Airlines who fucking told their shareholders that was JetBlue's plan verbatim and that there was a 100% chance the US Government was going to block it (but the shareholders didn't give a shit and overruled the board and CEO to approve the merger with JetBlue over Frontier anyways). Losing an airline is never a great thing but every single possible thing about the Spirit Airlines situation was orchestrated by a room full of crayon eaters who told everyone their plan was to fuck over the public and then were shocked when the government believed them.

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They had a restructured plan and were on track to exit bankruptcy summer 2026. This was announced months ago…. Then Iran happened and fuel prices sky rocketed. Jet fuel is actually a bigger problem because supply is much much lower now than gas and diesel. Airlines around the world are actually running out and jet fuel prices are really high

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The company went bust because of the fuel prices that was unnecessarily caused by you know who. Spirit had a restructured plan and was expected to exit bankruptcy summer 2026. You can say you are for the free market and then kill competition by allowing M&A and companies to consolidate entire markets. This is why we have monopoly issues across sooooo many industries. United was garbage 10 years ago but fixed itself. Other businesses should be able to sink or swim

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