I miss the old days when negotiations between nations were done in the shadows, and nobody really knew what was going on, and the markets just moved based on financial news, not tweets from deranged assholes

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God I’d love for an old man to give me 1 kg of dysprosium

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Pre-Covid my local PH here in Germany had a mid week pick-up deal where you got an XL stuffed crust with 4 toppings for $10 (incl taxes and we don't tip here for a pick up). Now they are asking $2.20 for a ketchup sachet. Oh how I miss you, old friend...

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The awkward moment when you're confused & angry that the weird old man gave you magnets instead of candy for trick or treating and then realize those rare earth minerals will be super valuable as fuck 👴: *"You're going be thanking me gawd damnit when you're my age!!"*

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Ugh. Having to sit in on a disciplinary case bc this old lady at work didn’t clean up a mess. I hate conflict. :/

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The older I get the more I understand gold diggers, sucking old dick + year round vacation > job

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Is that old fuck still buying T-bills?

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I hope you are not as dumb as that old woman who thought Burry had a 900m short on PLTR

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Remember, the only way to make this all better is to sell everything! Yes, that means your furniture too. And those old Pokémon cards, and the appliances. Just sell EVERYTHING

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Hopper is old gen but blackwell is top tier and will be for the next years. No need to upgrade

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