Having a peak old man moment, wearing slippers and watering the lawn while holding coffee.

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I got a used EV la couple of years ago because was way cheaper after all the free govt money. They depreciated harder than your hours at Wendy's. Fun car to drive.  The only thing faster than the torque is its rush to pay for itself in operation savings over the old tech.

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Dad of a 1 an 2 year old here. “Managing an infant” is the easiest thing you will ever do. Once they are a toddler, it’s a lot more work unless you just let them be glued to the tv. Adding a second one is exponentially harder. I’ve been doing weekly cc’s, csp’s, and various credit spreads. Good luck!

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Sleep good knowing your infant will probably be 23 years old when you use up your carry forward losses. Excellent strategy!

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when ur a kid u dont realize u can make yourself an old fashioned at 9:58am

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I need to check on Facebook to spy on people from high school. I know a few died, one recently went insane, one married a guy old enough to be her grandpa and she insists on his grandkids calling her "grandma." Those people are weird.

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when you're so old you think doing the test to see if you lost your marbles makes you smart

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bers make a major mistake thinking bitcoins old patterns apply to 2026. if the clarity act passes, institutional inflow will increase, totally different scenario compared to the past.

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There’s an old saying: Do you know what it takes to make a small fortune in the airline industry? A large fortune.

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I'm sure you're the type that mashes the screen mute on mute off heart on heart off. Nothing worse than gooning over some old travelling contact and hitting the like on some 3 year old post of them in a bikini in Bali.

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