$TKO earnings on Wednesday going to be juicey if anyone looking for an earnings play. WWE had nine straight weeks of selling out arenas en route to Wrestlemania, and Mania itself shattered every conceivable record from viewership to gate to merch sales.

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With that last nine bucks…. Wait for a dip at market open and full port the cheapest strike on spy. Thank me later.

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"You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss."

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I have been incredibly dumb. my whole life I wanted to do things the right way, you know, be honest, do the math, follow the data, show your work. It was the wrong things to do. There’s this apparatus that I never wanted to participate in, that seems to provide free resources to anyone who wants to be a shit. Attend a certain kind of riot, get out of jail free. Take on more debt than you can handle, get favorable loan conditions and have it forgiven later. Strikes and protests come with agitator pay, and potential scholarships. Pop out eight children from nine different fathers, collect an income. Refuse to go to work, collect another income. Collect food assistance, trade it two to one for cash to buy more weed. I suspect the list of potential gains is much longer and can run through an entire lifetime. That said there is absolutely no hope for America, we will never be held to account.  #Long dated calls forever. 

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Nah I am just holding shares and have been since January. Expecting earnings to absolutely crush because WWE is the hottest it has been since the 90s. They had complete sell outs in full sized arena for something like nine straight shows leading into WrestleMania, and then Mania smashed every conceivable record. Also UFC just had the tremendous success of UFC 300. I should have bought OTM calls months ago, but still happy to be in with shares

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I think the spell may finally have been broken. For a few months there Enovix was just the easiest short. Even longs like me could see it was going to keep dropping without some news. The prospects and story were great but the Q4 EC in Feb. painted a picture of a 15 month gap to revenue and shorts created doubt which only a tangible customer commitment could quash. It's now also very clear there is more of the same kind of good news to come over the next couple of q's. Shorts have had a great run for nine months but I think it's over now.

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“According to the Futures Industry Association (fia), a trade body, [India] accounted for 84% of all equity option contracts traded globally last year, up from 15% a decade ago. The volume of contracts last year touched 85bn and has more than doubled every year since 2020 “The Securities and Exchange Board of India, a regulator, estimates that nine in ten retail investors lose 125,000 rupees ($1,500) a year on average—equivalent to six months’ salary for a typical urban Indian.” How to join Indian theta gang ?

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Coinbase Global (COIN) posted its second consecutive quarterly profit as crypto trading surged during the first three months of 2024. Yet the stock of the largest US cryptocurrency exchange fell by as much as 4% in after-hours trading trading Thursday. The stock is up more than 31% since the beginning of the year but 38% below its peak in November 2021. Net income rose to $1.17 billion, the highest mark in nine quarters, while net revenue rose by 155% when compared to the year-ago period.

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I hate having to tip. Especially when it’s a fucking drive through. Don’t pass me the card reader and say iT’s JuSt gOiNg tO AsK yOu a cOuPlE qUesTiOnS. Fuck that, I’m not coming back. Your shitty coffee drinks are already as much as a value meal, pay your workers, don’t foist that bs on me. I do NOT want to deal with that shit. Fucking nine dollar Frappuccinos, get the fuck outta here.

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For real. How about don’t charge nine dollars for a mediocre frappe.

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