with this inflation dawg in two yrs that $22 wud b 22 milli

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B-b-but it would really confirm my political beliefs if TSLA crashed and burned! Sure, I know nothing about investing and I’m in over my head but Elmo bad!” — retarded TSLA bears

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Tech starting to pump or is pumping hard and SPY is struggling to even go green. When the fuck will this index follow the moves of its largest components? >b-b-but there are other companies in it as wel- Fuck those other cuck companies, SPY should be 660 and I should be rich by now damnit

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lol I'm straddling b/w 10p and 10.5c - it'll prolly stick at 10.25 and I lose both

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Class A are voting shares so they carry a small premium but that doesn’t matter because Brin and Page control voting by owning their own special class of shares, Class B. Class C gets bought back more and is the stock they use to comp their employees but has no voting shares. Honestly you’d be missing on cents per share most times.

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#PLEASE FEDEX DONT BE A B AND DELIVER MY PACKAGE TOMORROW INSTEAD OF MONDAY

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who was the guy on here that used to use the B emoji a lot, where did they go

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Yes it was dumbass. NBIS MCAP before the MSFT deal was announced was 16.4 B, MSFT deal was 17.4 billion. How does it being over years mean anything are you fkn stupid, every company is valued on forward growth. Don’t give me no lip boy

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Breaking News: Italian archeologists just dug up and old B/W film from around 200AD. Apparently, gladiators were mostly female and into mud rustling.

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They really do,  Bots please at least give us some DD or b efunnier 

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