Bers must be so mad right now, wasting 2 weeks dooming about rate hike and inflation😂😂😂😂😂, dw next hike in 1month

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I used to be the king of Wall Street. I started studying stocks at 3, learned fundamentals at 5, and was reading technical charts by 6. While other kids were still learning their multiplication tables, I was already studying support and resistance. I’ve lived through bull markets, bear markets, massive rallies, brutal crashes, and watched plenty of people become legends overnight — only to blow it all up the next day. These days, I’ve chosen to stay undercover on WSB. No more showing up as some “super analyst.” Now I’m just a low-key, cautious, occasionally unhinged Pig King. I watch the market, trade options, flex when I win, and disappear when I lose. A true king doesn’t need a crown. One 🐷 is enough.

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Yo mama so fat she sits next to EVERYBODY at the movie theater

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Imagine Leotard gets liquidated next week

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(Yep, there went this month's rent. And next months, lol)

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They know the next globalist president will undo all these protections. Clocks ticking. They got 2 years to figure it out. 6 if they’re wishful thinkers.

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0DTE is the juju. Try longterm options in your next account.

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#I predict a MASSIVE pump tomorrow and an even bigger pump next week. LMAO🤌

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I guess we’ll know the markets next move while everyone’s sleeping. Then flat for Fridays live session.

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That’s unlikely. After all, they're going to go up to SP100 next Monday

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