Your mom is so large that she follows classical mechanics perfectly.

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"Your mom found your porno stash" is next one.

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There are millions of way more attractive fake women on earth who don’t care you exist over Ani… go outside and lay on a train track and call your mom.

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It depends… not everyone enjoys sex as much as your mom.

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Na his mom

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ho li fuk your mom, and your sister, and your other mom, and your teacher, and your aunt, and your neighbor

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What if it was just one big hole though, like your mom

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nah bro at your age bad decisions cost you a marriage Legit banged this one single mom who said her ex took a loan against their mortgage for some "investments" and lost it all in 2 weeks hence they got divorced In any case, I'll bang your wife / ex I'm just not raising your kids

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living the dream. early 70s pre carseats and shoulder belts, my 20-something mom drove us around in her canary yellow camaro, donna summer blaring, then graduated to a z28. my dad had a baby blue mercury cougar, total fire. Gen X kids lived fr.

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Called my Mom to say hello.

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