A means u lost money B doesn't necessarily mean you lost money

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note to self ✍️ Buy calls anytime Mikey B buys puts.

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What feels worse: A) Buying puts at the bottom B) Getting shaken out of your calls before a giga pump

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1 billion -with a b- dolla.

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"Based on every technical factor out there, John.. We are looking at a Grad Slam Home Run (POET)." - Jordan B

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Bears ripping down their bedroom poster of Mikey B rn “MOM I HATE HIM. HE TOLD ME TO SHORT THE MARKET. I LOST ALL MY ROBLOX MONEY.”

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# Scotty B is king retard.. first let’s tax everyone with a regressive tax and then return it to them as stimulus

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Goddamn, I didn't realize how hard 🌈🫏 folded. That promise on a December vote on extending the ACA credits: A.) Would require 12 🌈🐘 to jump party lines and vote for them, which isn't fucking happening, and B.) Isn't even legally binding so Thune can just wipe his ass with this later No wonder no one likes these losers. Obamacare's cooked, BIG fucking puts on ELV

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It's hilarious that people thought the government shutdown would last through the holidays because A) this house of cards doesn't need anymore teetering and B) guilting the poor's out of their last dollars during the holidays is a national tradition.

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When the $USA IPO drops, will Canadians and other inferiors who buy it also be getting a $2000 dividend? Or will it have A class B class shares

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