Me neither dude. Good luck tho.

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Bold move converting $40k into deep OTM LEAPS — that's either genius or a margin call waiting to happen. The leverage can be insane though; been tracking setups on [StrikeEdge.io](http://StrikeEdge.io) and just watched an RXRX call go from $0.01 to $0.26 in days. The personal loan part is what's keeping me up at night for you. What strikes/expiries are you targeting?

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Warren you ignorant slut! How dare you make me feel seen!

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This meme gets me howling every time

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“But you have heard of me”

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That's gotta be a legitimate defense so that police just never believe the victim "and then he took me to his volcano lair!" "Uh huh, sure, volcano lair, and then?" *doodles into notebook while popping bubblegum*

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Only way for my wife to make me a millionaire is for me to start with a billion dollars

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Call me crazy, I don't think constrained supply is going to do much for their chuck business.

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Reddit never fails me! 🤣🍻

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You can buy them back from me in 2 weeks for -200%

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