Alright degenerates, gather ‘round. History’s doing that thing again where it rhymes except this time it’s got AI, meme coins, and luxury NFTs instead of bootleg gin. It feels like déjà vu from Econ 101: the Roaring Twenties are back, baby. Tech bros are dumping shares faster than you can say “liquidity event,” while retail keeps loading up like it’s free tendies season. Insiders are cashing out of the stonk casino, and the rest of us are out here praying Jerome Powell doesn’t rug-pull the economy again. Meanwhile, Wynn’s high-roller tables are packed with guys named “Chadwick” betting your rent money on baccarat, Caesars’ mid-tier floors are ghost towns, and some Mar-a-Lago Gatsby cosplay just served caviar while 5 million Americans lost food stamps. If that’s not a top signal, I don’t know what is. Stocks at ATHs, vibes in the gutter, and the social safety net’s looking like my portfolio after earnings season, full of holes. You can practically hear the orchestra tuning up for the big finale. Every time the rich start popping champagne while the rest are eating ramen, the music stops. And when it does, guess who’s left holding the bag? Yeah, it’s us, the bagholders of history, the smooth-brained heirs to 1929, diamond-handing our way into another chapter of “how did this happen again?” So grab your monocles and strap in. The Great Gatsby’s shorting humanity, and we’re all just dancing till the margin call hits. 💎🙌🍾📉

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For all of you PLTR earning gamblers here: PLTR-since we can kind of see what deals they have made through subdomain, we can estimate earnings I would say. Quarterly Summary Table Q4 2024-Deals $500B+ (1): Walmart (WMT, 807B) $100B–$499B (4): AMD, S&P Global, Medtronic, Colgate-Palmolive $10B–$99B (4) Feb 3, 2025, +24.0% (83.74 → 103.83)1 mega + 4 large-caps Q1 2025 (Jan-Mar), $500B+ (0) $100B–$499B (4): Toyota, Qualcomm, BlackRock, Boston Scientific $10B–$99B (5) May 5, 2025, -12.1% (123.77 → 108.86) 0 mega-caps, 4 large caps Q2 2025 $500B+ (1): Meta (META, 1,634B) $100B–$499B (3): Coca-Cola, KLA, AB InBev $10B–$99B (6) Aug 4, 202 5, +7.8% (160.66 → 173.27)1 mega + 3 large-caps Q3 2025 $500B+ (1): Nvidia (NVDA, 4,930B) $100B–$499B (2): Caterpillar, Keurig Dr Pepper $10B–$99B (8) Nov 3, 2025 (tomorrow), 1 mega cap + 2 large caps Q4 2025- so far $500B+ (0) $100B–$499B (2): UnitedHealth (UNH), SAP $10B–$99B (2) Upcoming (Feb 2026)- so far 0 mega cap + 2 large caps TLDR: PLTR will likely beat earnings by 0-10%, reconfirm FY2025 of 45%, maybe increase Q4 guidance to 52% from 50% in Q3, very small changes YOY so stock should be flat or go up I guess

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PLTR- since we can kind of see what deals they have made through subdomain, we can estimate earnings I would say. Quarterly Summary Table Q4 2024-Deals $500B+ (1): Walmart (WMT, 807B) $100B–$499B (4): AMD, S&P Global, Medtronic, Colgate-Palmolive $10B–$99B (4) Feb 3, 2025, +24.0% (83.74 → 103.83)1 mega + 4 large-caps Q1 2025 (Jan-Mar), $500B+ (0) $100B–$499B (4): Toyota, Qualcomm, BlackRock, Boston Scientific $10B–$99B (5) May 5, 2025, -12.1% (123.77 → 108.86) 0 mega-caps, 4 large caps Q2 2025 $500B+ (1): Meta (META, 1,634B) $100B–$499B (3): Coca-Cola, KLA, AB InBev $10B–$99B (6) Aug 4, 202 5, +7.8% (160.66 → 173.27)1 mega + 3 large-caps Q3 2025 $500B+ (1): Nvidia (NVDA, 4,930B) $100B–$499B (2): Caterpillar, Keurig Dr Pepper $10B–$99B (8) Nov 3, 2025 (tomorrow), 1 mega cap + 2 large caps Q4 2025- so far $500B+ (0) $100B–$499B (2): UnitedHealth (UNH), SAP $10B–$99B (2) Upcoming (Feb 2026)- so far 0 mega cap + 2 large caps TLDR: PLTR will likely beat earnings by 0-10%, reconfirm FY2025 of 45%, maybe increase Q4 guidance to 52% from 50% in Q3, very small changes YOY so stock should be flat or go up I guess.

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You live at Mar-a-Lago?

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I get the feeling donny will be truthing a lot this weekend being back at Mar a Lago

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Day 2 of hindenburgs omen. 38 days left and this time we're still shutdown. The people are starting to realize their leadership is lying to them. No food for millions but hey.... let's renovate the Whitehouse to look more like mar a largo. He doesn't intend to ever give up power

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🥭 gets to Mar-a-Lago at 12:40. Expect tweet between 12:30 and 1:30

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DENVER--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Mar. 28, 2017-- Chipotle Mexican Grill (NYSE: CMG) announced that it has become the only national restaurant brand with no added colors, flavors or preservatives in any of the ingredients it uses to prepare its food (except for lemon and lime juices which can be used as preservatives, though Chipotle uses them only for taste). This applies to all Chipotle restaurants in the United States

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Luckily i have shares and calls expiring mar 2026 so i plan to hold. I know itll recover, just thought earnings would have turned the ship around sooner

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I have a 250c with mar 2026 expiry. break even 275. Should i hold or sell tomorrow

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