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TDS is being cured by OpenAi. OpenAi will invest 1 trillion dollars to the cure. Vaccines are now being developed in a chimpanzee lab in Uganda and will be MANDATORY for all Demobots. Also, you must stand at least 6 ft. apart from someone suffering from TDS as it is a highly contagious degenerate disease. It is highly recommended that you wear a red hat to avoid exposure to this sick and debilitating disease. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
So banks are going to hire a Chinese lab to create the next covid? I could see this, it checks out.
In an alternate reality LLM AI would still be a prototype in Google's lab and Trump would've been forced to capitulated to market forces as the country goes through another 2007/covid like economic and financial crash.
OKAY guys I asked this question to the Reddit answers AI and I got some really nice answers actually. Top pick was Rocket Lab
I'm becoming more and more convinced NBIS is some kind of weird scam. It literally every day repeats the same cycle of pumping AH and BH, then drills for center of the earth at open. It's like a stock created in a lab specifically to fuck retail out of making money.
Rocket Lab has a big launch this week no?
Im typing this as I am eating my lentil-soy purée, i am quite literally a soyboy. But even I admit people would go up and down the animal protein options before adopting even an easy to make vegan meals. Ex: cricket proteins. We should have dumped the money into lab meats.
The trick is not to short Elon directly, but back his competitors. This year I took long positions on Rocket Lab and BYD and made a fortune from both.
Well too bad for them where I'm at - Hispanic-owned and operated food trucks are popping up everywhere and it's very convenient to find one of them instead. They may not be corpo-clones of one another but the food is still always good even if it's differently-good from the truck I go to more often. Only time I go to chipotle now is when I'm getting food with a friend who has celiacs and is more nervous about food truck than chain restos. And I work mentions of immigrant- and minority-owned homestyle food places into every convo I can. I'm evangelizing for good food made from scratch with non-lab ingredients. More and more of my suburban white friends are trying them.
OpenAI hitting a trillion dollar valuation feels like something out of a sci fi novel. Elon helped fund it to make sure no single company could dominate AI and now it is on track to become the most dominant tech force ever. There is real irony there, the lab meant to keep power decentralized has become the empire itself. At this point they might as well drop the word Open. It was supposed to challenge Google but now that Google has shown its cards it looks like OpenAI might actually surpass it.
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