Laughing, getting bailed out by insiders, being retarded/genius, gains/losses, and being an INTC bagholder aren't mutually exclusive. >https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1eqs237/this_ones_for_you_grandma_guy_you_get_back_up_to/lhui3b4/ For all we know INTC-guy might have sold his shares. Also for reference I still have my INTC shares. Been selling upside covered calls on them since 2020. I finally got caught with this upside run selling $85 calls but I'm ok with missing out on the $15 extra.

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Buying calls on Tlt with dividends every month has got to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. I already know you aren’t gonna exercise before dividend and just gonna lose money

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I just need to say, I hate when people are surprised that people know about reddit.

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Opposite. We're saved thanks to OP. 1. Undefeated rules to making money: 1x Inverse WSB OP. **2x WSB OP on frontpage.** 3x WSB OP on frontpage at the top. 2. OP is on frontpage and bought *CALLS on TLT* w/ exp in mid-June. Which means they expect something bad to happen in the equities market, maybe sell in may go away, or the markets testing new fed chair Warsh. That's probably why they expect cut rates. Fed rate cuts to a market decline/crash will drive the 20yr yields down and TLT up. 3. Problem is OP is likely a retard and took too much risk in too short a time frame. The rich like Buffett/Dalio/Trump are loading up on short term bills/notes and gold rather than LT USTs. Also unlikely we get a downturn in May after we got one just earlier this year. Plus """market forces""" will likely want the market to keep going up either to stabilize PE/PC, win the AI race against China, prevent riots/revolution, so that they can unload a few TRILLION via the big 3 IPOs into retail 401K/IRAs via indexing coming later this year (SpaceX/Antropic/OpenAI), or you know Trump/GOP want to win the mid-terms. Who knows? All I know is that OP ain't thought about these things. So we're basically going to be good until at least mid-June. OP will probably lose on their trade. I know because I've been dip buying TMF since 2022-2024 as a hedge to my leveraged ETF positions only gotten get free tax loss harvesting at the end of each year. Thank you OP for your sacrifice.

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Prediction market is for the intellectually challenged who don’t know what options are

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he doesn't know I put 10% of my portfolio into the Tylenol stock shhhhh

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you know life is just one big gamble? no shame in gambling in a more direct way.

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He should have just said it’s retarded. You know he wanted to.

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Meanwhile I'm holding stocks and know that I'm more retarded then all of them together

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If this isn't the "there's a bubble" meme/scene then I don't know what is

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