I used to be the king of Wall Street. I started studying stocks at 3, learned fundamentals at 5, and was reading technical charts by 6. While other kids were still learning their multiplication tables, I was already studying support and resistance. I’ve lived through bull markets, bear markets, massive rallies, brutal crashes, and watched plenty of people become legends overnight — only to blow it all up the next day. These days, I’ve chosen to stay undercover on WSB. No more showing up as some “super analyst.” Now I’m just a low-key, cautious, occasionally unhinged Pig King. I watch the market, trade options, flex when I win, and disappear when I lose. A true king doesn’t need a crown. One 🐷 is enough.

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Stop playing blackjack with ur kids

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Over reliance on AI does have a negative effect on your cognitive ability. Kids today relying on AI are turbo fucked.

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> *"A single man over 30 without any kids is a red flag"* - Written by a single mom with 3 kids 🤰💅

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$DELL. Give donation to Trump Kids account Got few Billion contracts from DC Hedge fund buddies pump DELL DELL, looking to add debt load . Is it circular finance? $HPE $PANW $OKTA downgraded AI cooling soon cool, semi & servers $SPY $QQQ $SMH higher rate pain 1 by 1

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If you’re addicted to the market Y’all should try and have kids. I’ve reduced easily 95% the amount of time I check my port. The trade off is that sleep deprivation also increased substantially.

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Think about your wife and kids🥺

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You got kids?

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We've already passed the point of most people knowing how to fix things or maintain the things you have. I feel bad for kids growing up with social media, news, movies and video games designed purely for dopamine hits and nothing else. Truly hurts watching our elders getting brain rot later in life and the younger generations getting brain rot from the get go.

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It makes sense to import where other countries have a absolute advantage to producing oil…until burgers start wars and bomb school kids.

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