JPM Marketing team is definitely getting that impossible bonus tier this year.

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I’m not sure. They haven’t done a show at the harbor in like 10 years. They say to find spots along the harbor but m Charleston and MT Pleasant side. Looks like low visibility. It’s like 59 degrees and rainy. They haven’t canceled it yet.

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A large majority of the memes this week have to deal with jpm female boss basically making male employee their sex slave 

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Delivered curry to a Indian guy at JPM last night, wonder what he was doing in the office that late of a Friday night.

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Alright guys for real though who is this JPM baddie?

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Does ur mom work at JPM?

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how will you c o m p e n s a t e 🫴

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That’s what I’m saying. Tariffs aren’t going to matter to the people who typically buy European cars in the American market. I’m not saying they’re “bad” the eurojank comment is more of just a joke because I’m a big DIY car person. But just giving insight as someone in the US, most Americans typically consider European vehicles less reliable, more expensive to maintain, with a higher base purchase cost. I’d love a new BMW M-series but they’re prohibitively expensive here in the US especially for it being strictly a fun car

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I gonna to apply JPM job now!! Finding a hotter manager

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The company went bust because of the fuel prices that was unnecessarily caused by you know who. Spirit had a restructured plan and was expected to exit bankruptcy summer 2026. You can say you are for the free market and then kill competition by allowing M&A and companies to consolidate entire markets. This is why we have monopoly issues across sooooo many industries. United was garbage 10 years ago but fixed itself. Other businesses should be able to sink or swim

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