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I do, snagging up a few coins here and there when I can at these prices. Long term eth will be the infrastructure for finance unless the staking rewards aren’t enough to sustain nodes. JPM already piggybacked off of ETH for its security aspects, built their own ETH L2
i pass the tariff to you, you paid. now i get the refunds and put in my own pockets, suck it up \-- american corporations like cosco, jpm.
I mean holy goddamn # F U C K What the fucking ### FUCK
Hey Friend I think the best thing you can do right now is to admit that you have a serious problem. The fact that you STILL claim you were right, if you only had gotten that timing right, clearly proves that. You lost 100k. This is not normal. None of this is normal. And it’s okay you know. First of all it’s fucking hard (probably impossible) to beat the market. For every 1 guy that just gets lucky there are hundreds if not thousands of broken existences. If you want to partake in the market buy etfs, buy gold, and don’t fucking trade. Just don’t. Ever. Secondly you are not alone. A lot of people have a problem. I had a really bad drinking problem. Like bad. But I owned it. So stop whining and admit to yourself that you are f*cking addict (and frequently an idiot) and grow from it.
The F-22 Raptor requires over 40 hrs of maintenance for every 1 hour of flight time. So if you think we just flew them across the pond for shits and giggles, you are dead wrong
Cash out, get a hooker, and at least be able to say you got f**ked.
yall still have 40T in debt and without tariffs that's one less revenue source to pay it off, why the F is it pumping, GDP was trash let it show
F\* U CNN and your paywalls.
Idc this is bullish as f. Before this moron took over the s n p made sense. 
Every business in the country is like: WHERE'S MY F**UCKING MONEY!!!
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