My leaps would jack

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#In Titanic if Jack was saved in the last minute people would have called it a happy ending LMAO🧔🤌

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When will Tim Apple add the headphone jack and call it something stupid like sonic infinity port?

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I will jack off from the roof of my building if Adobe moves 10% up or down after earnings. ADOBE DO SOMETHING

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i'm flying, jack!!?!!

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Time to jack off because you need post nut clarity what to do now

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I don't even remember some of the girls I fucked but I just randomly remembered this awesome milf I used to jack off to and the crazy part is that this was like 15 years ago. Her name was Friday and in this scene she's drinking milk from a huge jug and "accidentally" spills it on her blouse as a repairman walks in. She had amazing tits and she kept pouring milk on them while she was riding him. I wish I could've spent more time with her but sadly gooning hadn't been invented yet. Back then we sort of just pulled our peckers and went to sleep. It was a much simpler time and we didn't really know how to properly masturbate back then.

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So? There's a Jack in the Box near me that's always packed too and their stock is in free fall. Same store sales are nearly irrelevant for stock price. They need growth into new markets which they just aren't getting at the rate the market demands. 

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what did Sir Jack do?

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